America Rocks.

I think I feel a draft Crone.

I like America… but in a none relevent thing that was supposed to be the comic for today… the internet is teaching kids the wrong things. I mean it seems like kids are easily influinced so I mean if the internet tells kids to do something they do it. I mean its like “Jimmy why do you not belive in the lord” “Because the internet told me too” Also I think the internet might be the reason why people swear so much at each other and have no manners what so ever. Well thats a pretty bland subject… I have ran out of ideas.

On another subject I beat Lou on Guitar Hero III… I have done it before but I guess I did it again. I am so awesome.

Posted by Shyft on droidz.org:

“Why is this still in regular art? The drawings aren’t that good and half the jokes suck.

Draw your own BG’s, don’t just upload the eiffel tower into the background.
The text is messed up. Lots of bad outlines around the words.
Fill in the chars better.
They have no noses half the time.
There’s a wire coming out the pencil sketched guy’s ass.
The nerd’s head is bigger than his computer.”

Hate you too Shyft.

See ya.

YOU DO NOT ROCK!!!

Well guys I am here today to talk about an extremely serious topic… Guitar Hero. Before I get on that though I am at my grandmas and do not have flash. So I decided to use her scanner to put this picture on here to explain what I am talking about. The thing is if you are the first guy to beat the song on Expert it is good for you… if you are 8 years old and beat it… good for you. If your a 22 year old kid who lives in apartment 2B at the south end of Minneapolis no one cares. I mean if you have friends who are like Guitar Hero they may tolerate it but, if you are running around the whole school telling EVERYONE you will not make any friends, be praised, or meet any girls… SO SHUT UP. I know it does seem unfair to yell at people for accomplishing something but I mean dude… I am just sick of it. Also there isn’t really any news or any cool links to show you guys… oh I GOT ONE! Here is the world population clock! It shows a bunch of stuff you do not care about in one simple swf! It is mostly based on estimation so if your grandpa died recently it probably will not count… then again it probably will. I like seeing how many abortions and suicides there are… it makes me feel special.

Also you can click the picture to make it bigger. BYE.

Jer’ame Thriskit

Here is my alter ego from France, Jer'ama Tristkit.

It is indeed stereotypical that french people wear weird hats that tip to one side… but I guess you have to appeal to the average public now and again. So anyway I would like to note that my interweb friend Kamarihi made a regular user on the site Iscribble. Good for him. Also I have made a new tutorial that will be posted on the tutorial page. Its a tutorial on how you can draw like me, and get 5 views a day like me!

Now it is time to link you to useless crap you don’t care about. THIS is a flash movie by one of my favorite guys for flash animating authors, HotDiggedyDemon. It is a movie about the Greatest Idea ever. To make a partial collider that can recreate the big bang. It really shows that nerds could probably blow up the earth just for lolz.

Also here is the tutorial for all you eager beavers:

Also, Queens of the Stone age is probably gonna burst into my house and shoot me for using there song, even though I told youtube to mute the audio T_T

See ya

I’m on VACTION,

Seriously it does work... they do give you free stuff... I know I have tryed.

I like that family guy quote. Anyway I am on vacation for 3 days for thanksgiving and I am not doing anything, but on the contrary there is a couple things I would love to talk about. I want to talk about my personality disorders. YAY. Actully there was this quiz on droidz about it which I kind of liked at this link HERE. In the end it basicly said that I am Paranoid, take advantage of people, a douchebag, and like to work alone. What do you get? So I guess that is it. See ya.

Comic #1

I desided to start a comic series about my crazy antics to keep you guys at bay.

Nothing up front homez.

So I hope you guys like it… and I hope the next one is better. No kid. I am trying. Also I am gonna start working on a music video for maybe a song… with a title. See ya.

What has come to Recess.

This is what recess has become.

As a big half assed campaign to bring better content to the website I am spending a couple minutes typing without looking at the screen to tell you that recess is no more. Probably like 42% of you people do not care or even want to know, but I think it seems all recess has become nowadays is just to get outside first and stand where the line is gonna be in 10 minutes so you are first. It’s stupid. What the snack happened to having fun and rolling around in the grass and shooting hoops and punching people in the face at recess. Now all it is, is “GET OUT OF MY WAY I WUZ LIEK t3h FIRST GUY HERE U FGT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I mean I just finnaly get to go out to recess for the first time in that week and then I am toddling around looking for my friends until it turns out they were kicked outside without jackets and are freezing to death next to 10 other guys… WAITING IN THE FICTIONAL LINE. Also on a similir subject how come kids are so freaking stupid and do not wear coats and hats and gloves and

i like drawing pictures.

whatnot when it is freaking cold outside. I mean it really is common seince. You could look Super fabulous in your new $400 dollar designer shirt and shoes, and freeze your butt off… or you could prevent yourself from getting frozen into a cartoon block of ice and not look like a douchebag. Well I hope this paragraph appealed to you Normal people, Nerds, geeks, recess enthusiasts, Black people, White people, snipers, freaks, emos, animators, droidz.org, your mom who is standing behind you, and asian chicks.

Now on animation news:

Projects:

None – 0%
Nothing – 0%
Zip – 0%
Zero – 0%
zéro – 0%

:3 luv u.

Redid the art page.

I have risen up 10 viewers so I am back at my average of 30.

SWEET.

Also I have quit Droidz.org and went over to Darkdemon.org because like no one goes to droidz anymore. And because of that I am making more flash! Which you can see on these youtube videos below me!

More burrito’s:

Henchmen:

Love you.

Jazza.

I was bored so I decided making a colored version of Jazza. One of Corrupt Politicians advisorators.

Jazza, an ecologist who ironicly lives in the tundra.

Next I think I might make Nancy the Financial Advisorator. 

My job.

Well by owning a half assed website it is my job to link you, the viewer to cool content all over the internet.

And here is one: :thegame:

its a game about life and how screwed up it is.

Also as of today i am now growing out my hair and wearing it out in front of my eye so I look approachable.
Have fun.

Flyer and Kamarihi:

Drew yet another picture.

Twaz he who killed the dragon, and saved the fair maiden... or did he?

To see the whole thing just click on the picture.

Good Night.